Wednesday, May 22, 2013

FIRST POST - MAY 22, 2013 - FOREIGN OFFICERS TAKEN PRISONER IN ALQUSAYR BY SYRIAN ARMY; SYRIAN ARMY OBLITERATES RODENTS IN AL-QUSAYR; IT'S GOING TO BE OVER IN A FEW HOURS; EMBARRASSING NEWS FROM THE UNITED STATES. RATS STATS

CHILLING SCENES OF HORROR CREATED BY NATO TERRORISTS IN AL-QUSAYR AS COWARDS HIDE WITHIN WHOLE FAMILIES DENIED THE RIGHT TO LEAVE THE CITY BY SOCIOPATHIC JIHADISTS;

FOREIGN OFFICERS CAUGHT ALIVE FROM FRANCE, ENGLAND, BELGIUM, NETHERLANDS, QATAR AND TURKEY!!

EFFORTS TO RELIEVE THE TRAPPED RODENTS IN AL-QUSAYR FAIL MISERABLY AT TAL-KALAKH




Syrian Army regulars cheer their comrades on after completely wiping out the rats in Al-Haydariyya 3 days ago.  They are now in Al-Qusayr to finish the job once and for all.


CAPTAIN KANGAROO EXHORTS TERRORISTS TO RUSH TO AL-QUSAYR; GEORGE ZABRA SCREAMS INTO MICROPHONES KNOWING NO ONE IS LISTENING; MI INTERCEPTS OF TERRORIST COMMUNICATIONS DEMONSTRATE A ZERO INTEREST IN CAPTAIN KANGAROO!!

George Sabra, a/k/a Syria's Captain Kangaroo, and capo di tutti capi of the Syrian National Council,  has eructed some speech in Istanbul urging his great terrorist cannibals to "rush" to Al-Qusayr to help the heroic, cowering rodents nestled among the innocent civilians behind whom they are hiding.  Sabra, (also spelled "Zabra"), used exhortatory language reminiscent of Mussolini in demanding that they do what is impossible, namely: charge headlong into the arms of our thousands of troops and militia now surrounding the area with a stranglehold so tight neither mouse nor grub can penetrate.  
   
George Sabra, seen here in some European red-light district, contemplating suicide.  He was too much a coward to jump. 

SyrPer will confirm to you that our forces inside Al-Qusayr have destroyed over 200 miles of tunnels dug by the rodent-moles of the Jabhat Al-Nusra fanatics and cannibals.  Inside those tunnels, as we reported yesterday, were some odd customers.  Oh, they were not the run-of-the-mill heart-chewing terrorist hyenas to whom we have gotten accustomed.  No way!  These were actual intelligence agents from the following countries:  FRANCE, ENGLAND, BELGIUM, HOLLAND, QATAR, TURKEY AND SAUDI ARABIA!!!  

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE IS DEMANDING THAT THESE FOREIGN RATS BE PUT TO DEATH IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY HAVE CONFESSED AND DELIVERED UP ALL NECESSARY INFORMATION REGARDING THEIR TASKS AND ALL OTHER INFORMATION DEEMED SENSITIVE BY 

OUR MILITARY INTELLIGENCE PERSONNEL.  

The foreign terrorist enablers and intelligence officers are now in Damascus where they will be expected to warble generously.  Gosh! We hope Syrian Air Force Intelligence plays a role in this. What a horrorshow!!




This slimy, dirty, stinking little rat weeps in an alleyway of Al-Qusayr as the SAA prepares to relieve him of all his suffering.  This photo was taken by fellow rodents who think that the scene will inspire more mercenaries to come to the aid of the cannibals inside this town.  Yeah! Sure!

SYRPER CAN CONFIRM THAT THE ZIONIST JEEP SEIZED BY SAA CONTAINED ELECTRONIC WARFARE AND INTELLIGENCE EQUIPMENT WHICH IS NOW BEING EXAMINED BY IRANIAN EXPERTS.  WE EXPECT SOME GREAT USES FOR THIS LUCKLESS TROJAN HORSE. 

SYRPER HAS CONFIRMED THE DEATH OF CANNIBAL RODENT LEADER "WARDAAN AL-ZUHOORI" (A/K/A "ABU 'UMAR") ON THE BORDER WITH LEBANON.  HE WAS KILLED WHILE RELIEVING HIMSELF IN SOMEONE'S STEW POT.  HE WAS A SCOURGE IN THE CITY OFTEN TAKING WOMEN'S JEWELRY AS "RECOMPENSE FOR OUR JIHAD".  HE IS NOW IN THE BELLY OF EREBUS.















This sharpshooter takes aim at some weasels in Al-Qusayr as his partners advance toward the prize in the North.


DETAILED UP-DATE FROM AL-QUSAYR:

The main groups fighting the SAA in Al-Qusayr are the "Kataa'eb 'Umar Al-Faarooq", "Kataa'eb Al-Waadi", "Kataa'eb Faarooq" and "Ahfaad Al-Sahaabi" (also called "Al-Muhaajiroon).  The last group is made up of exclusively foreign elements, many from the Arabian toilet and Iraq.  We know this because their communication system has been compromised and they inevitably announce their titles whenever communicating with other rats.

With 70% of Al-Qusayr now in SAA hands, the northern part of the city now awaits the cleansing of its homes and streets.  Interestingly, SAA sappers, who are now world-class masters at disabling IEDs, have found hundreds of them installed in cars, homes and streets.  The purpose is pretty clear: to kill SAA soldiers as they approach the final goal.  But, SAA MI and engineering corps, have proven themselves very adept at neutralizing points in which remote control operators are situated and then going in to dismantle the IEDs.  It's a pretty hair-raising kind of work, but they are the best.

Tunnels in this town were clearly built with Palesteezian know-how learned acquired in Beirut and Gaza.  The fingerprints of these Palestinian traitors are everywhere, even in the dialect which is heard on occasion during satellite communication.  There will be Hell to pay for this.     

Wael says that his sources describe a situation typical of insurgencies which cower behind women's skirts.  The terrorist rodents hiding in the Northern Neighborhoods are banking, accurately I'm told, on SAA unwillingness to subject the civilian population to heavy bombardment.  This will delay the entry and liberation of these neighborhoods.  However, it is reported to Wael that families are raising white flags from balconies and begging the army to enter to end the cancer carried by these rats.  It is very frustrating for the SAA.

All sources report an attempt by rats in Lebanon to send in reinforcements via the Tal-Kalakh corridors.  They failed miserably.  It was a lemming operation.  From Haalaat, 'Uzayr and 'Uyoon Al-Sha'ra, they tried desperately to enter.  All were killed.  No wounded.  We have no names because their bodies are strewn in areas not considered safe for investigators.  Wael reports that 33 were put down by militia, SAA and border police.

Al-Rastan near the crossroads of Al-Ghajar, SAA and militia exterminated the following hyenas in a firefight which started after loyal citizens reported the existence of a warehouse filled with Prince Fatso's weapons.
The dead?

Ahmad Badaawa Ayyoob
Mufeed Taraawina (?) (Jordanian tribal name with Syrian papers)
Muhammad Dhahabi
'Ali Haddaad
Ra'faat Khayrallah
Jaaber 'Abu-Raadhi

And we can't forget Prince Fatso of Qatar for his generosity.  SAA seized 4 crates of AK47s, 3 sniper rifles, 2 boxes of hand grenades, a 23mm AA machine gun cannon (not-mounted), 3 flatbeds and so many drugs.
THANK YOU, PRINCE HAMAD HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA!!

     
With the eastern neighborhoods of Al-Qusayr in the background, Syrian soldiers of the Second Army Group, raise their rifles in celebration at the imminent cleansing of this city.  (Courtesy of Al-Alam)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:  SAA COMPLETELY SECURES THE TOWNS OF AL'AKAARI AND TALL AL-SIRR.  SAA IS PRESENTLY PURSUING RODENTS IN AL-HAMEEDIYYA.

And catch this nice tape of Al-Qusayr by a Lebanese reporter on the front with the SAA. Thanks, John:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meAqasAQEaQ


DER'AH:  SAA killed the following rodents outside the city yesterday in a "chase-and-snuff" operation:

Muhammad Mustafa Quraysh
Ahmad Humayyed Saaliheen
Qaassem Muhammad Daab (?) 'Ayyaash
Haatem 'Ali Al-Karam

All belonged to "Aa'esha Umm Al-Mu'mineen Brigades" (yawn) Another 6 could not be identified.

DAMASCUS:

Jawbar:  Al-Manaathe Roundabout, SAA and militia seize 16 assault rifles with ammo.  THANK YOU PRINCE PORCINE OF QATAR.  WE WILL USE YOUR GENEROSITY.  No. details.

Barza, at the Tishreen Hospital rural surroundings and Dhahr Al-Mistaah,  the following scum bought the freeway ride to Disneyworld in Hell:

Mustafa Bitinjaani (In proper Arabic, this rube's name would be "Baadhimjaani")
Shaadi Al-Hanash
'Uqaab Al-Wajeeh  (Another buzzard)
"Abu Saamer" (Id pending)

Another 2 carcasses had no papers and no warbler could id the grub.

Harastaa on the Highway to Damascus, a Mercedes with 700 kgs of C-4 near the intersection of the Daayaa Corporation was seized.  The explosives will be used later to blow up Prince Fatso by his own petard.

Another car, unidentified, was carrying 600kgs of C-4 near the Cherry Exhibition.  The driver was arrested and has much to explain about these cherry bombs he was carrying.

Yesterday, a ton of C-4 was seized near the water supply unit in Harastaa.  Wow, this Harastaa is becoming the C-4 capital of the world.  Thanks, Prince Fatso.  


These infantrymen scour the rural areas around the Ghouta for pests.  The overpass in the distance tells you how advanced Syria was becoming before the rats decided to ruin it for the cause of Zionism .



Syrian Army in Qusayr









IBLIB:  Overshadowed by events in Al-Qusayr, there is fighting here:

Sarmeen:  Jabhat Al-Nusra killed Thaa'er Al-Waqqaass, the Northern Commander of the Al-Faarooq Brigade (yawn) who was suspected of ordering the assassination of Firaas Al-'Absi of the J.N. while he was stealing food at a supply depot for civilians.  The killers reportedly came in a white car and blew him to smithereens.  So sad, really.     


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NEWS AND LAUGH-INDUCING, STOMACH-CHURNING NONSENSE FROM THE U.S.:

Watch this great tape from John Esq. about the French truck carrying the ambulances loaded with C-4 and military grade TNT explode on the Turkish side of the Baab Al-Hawa frontier checkpoint:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaMwzHbpCBU   

Now see this musical piece with the S-300 in form as our soldiers dance to a nicely edited film. Thanks to Jonny, one of our readers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xREBNxcinUM 


Propaganda like this is rare.  It is unbelievable how much once-respected news sources have lowered themselves:  

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/state-dept-official-iranian-soldiers-are-fighting-for-assad-in-syria/2013/05/21/a7c3f4ce-c23e-11e2-914f-a7aba60512a7_story.html?wprss=rss_middle-east

Read this great article about Germany's about-face.  Who told you that Gerhard Schindler was dead wrong?  He is, after all, SyrPer's 2012 Egon Krenz laureate. Zoogle it to find out.

http://www.newenglishreview.org/blog_direct_link.cfm/blog_id/49147

The Russian fleet is approaching completion:

http://counterpsyops.com/2013/05/22/russia-adds-two-more-warships-to-mediterranean-task-force-near-syria/

John Esq., always on the lookout for Zionist baloney, sends this one about Zionist responses to Syrian provocations when the Zionist Entity itself is a 65 year old provocation:

http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/syrian-forces-idf-exchange-fire-in-golan-heights-for-third-time-this-week-1.525090

Mike McGee in Strasbourg sends this wonderful article about what Assad didn't say and should have.  Some mistakes here, though.  Syrian has had the S-300 system for over 8 years.

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/World/WOR-01-200513.html

John sends this short video of Dr. Assad and his wife visiting the family of a fallen martyr.  Boy, he sure looks worried, doesn't he?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KDVUw_Rb3I&feature=em-subs_digest

Varangian sends us more about Qatar's complicity in the mess in Syria.  Oh, my friend, we'll be paying the fat prince a visit soon enough:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-05-16/mystery-sponsor-weapons-and-money-syrian-rebels-revealed 




Tuesday, May 21, 2013

SECOND POST - MAY 21, 2013 - MULTI-PRONGED SYRIAN ARMY ASSAULT NETS HUNDREDS OF RATS; NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD

READ THE FIRST POST FOR THE LATEST ON AL-QUSAYR AND THE FOREIGN SPIES CAPTURED INSIDE.  We can confim


This Syrian tank driver outside Al-Qusayr is basking in all the attention. 


These are 2 of the over 100 rodents killed while trying to escape Al-Qusayr.  This photo was taken close to Jawzaayaa, near Homs.

CONFIRMED:  SYRIAN ARMY NOW INSIDE NORTHERN NEIGHBORHOODS OF AL-QUSAYR.  NO HIZBOLLAH FORCES THERE.  SAA KILLS "ABU-'UMAR" NOM DE GUERRE OF THE JABHAT AL-NUSRA IN AL-QUSAYR.  THE END IS NEAR. 

WE REPORTED THIS MORNING THE DEATH OF 2 FSA OFFICERS TRYING TO INFILTRATE INTO AL-QUSAYR FROM LEBANON.  WE HAVE NOW LEARNED THAT ONE OF THEM WAS THE DEPUTY HEAD OF THE MILITARY COUNCIL IN AL-QUSAYR.


DAYR EL-ZOR:

Nazla Neighborhood near Al-Urdaysiyyaat:  The following vermin got on the mid-day flight to Emma-Oh:

Khaleel Haadi Al-'Ali (of the "Al-'Abbaas Brigade", yawn)
'Abdul-Shaafi' Sirdaar
Mahmoud Albusaalem

Al-Hameediyya Neighborhood:  4 killed by militia.  No details.

Al-Huwayqa:  11 confirmed rat piths.  No names other than these 2:

Mustafa 'Illit
Hussayn Qawaasem

Al-Muree'iyya:  Thanks to Prince Fatso we have been enriched by 6 new RPGs, 8 AK47s and a box of ammo.  These are the only known names of 9 rodents killed in a nest belonging to "Al-Qa'qaa' Brigade", yawn:

Yaasser Al-Samraan
Yusuf Hameed Al-Sultaan

DAMASCUS:

The enemy doesn't talk about the capital anymore because it's over.  During the last 2 days, SAA killed the following reptiles:

Hujjayra:  

Sameer Qashshaash
Yaaseen Shawqiyya (EGYPTIAN ASP EXCREMENT)
"Abu-'Ubayda" (yawn. Id pending)
Hassoon Istablaji
Ahmad Rakaawaa

Qudsiyya:  In N.W. Damascus area, several bombings by rodents led to nothing.  Pathetic.

Al-Qaasimiyya:  

Anas Haymoor (rat leader)
Rabee' Muhammad
Qahtaan Falhoot

Douma:  These bozo belonged to "Shield of the Capital", yawn. Makes you proud, doesn't it?

Muhammad Jaraadaa
Muhammad Al-Reehaani
Khaaled Shabraq
'Abdul-Khaaleq Musallami (EGYPTIAN HYENA)

'Adraa:  Lots of weapons seized thanks to Prince Fatso.

Hassan Hamuw (sniper rodent and drug user)
Wi'aam Al-Sheeshaani (sniper insect dropping)

Jawbar: In south Damascus, these cretins were the route shortest to Samaa'el:

'Aamer Jamaleddeen
Majeed Haanooti

Daarayyaa:  Nobody left to kill except this worm:

"Abu Faarooq" (id pending for sniper)

Barza the Town:  

Abu-Sufyaan (id pending)
Abu-Mus'ab (id pending)

SYRIAN ARMY DESTROYS ZIONIST ARMORED VEHICLE ON GOLAN NEAR THE TOWN OF BI'R 'AJAM.  ZIONIST COCKROACHES FIRE BACK WITH HEAT-SEEKING MISSILE HITTING NOTHING.

IDLIB:  FSA has given up on this front.  They have found all entryways into this province hermetically sealed and the numbers lost are staggering:

JISR AL-SHUGHOOR:

Mishmishaan, Bishlamoon, 'Ain-Al-Baarida and 'Ain Al-Qassaab:  Monzer, not Wael, reports that over 20 rodents were sent to Midgard.  No details because body count is based on spotters' reports with no access to the actual carcasses.  There is a serious problem with rotting carcasses in both northern Latakia and Idlib.

Taftanaaz:  Yawn.  More attempts to take over a square foot of old runway. To no avail.

Ma'arratmassreen:  3 killed yesterday in fields around this lazy town.

Al-Hibaat:  2 identified rat criminals:

Mufleh Shiraabi 
Muhammad Qumsaan  (he'd give you the shirt of his back)

Al-Nayrab Youth Camp:  SAA sappers disarm 2 landmines and 12 remote-controlled 100kg IEDs,
2 crates of assault rifles, 3 boxes of hand grenades and ammo for a 23mm AA m.g... And thank you , Prince Fatso.

Buhoori:  A firefight with no details.

Kafr Takhaareem:  2 dead rats. No details.

Sarmeen:  Weapons galore in pristine condition, thanks to Prince Pedophile of Qatar.  No fatalities.

PRINCE FATSO'S DAUGHTER, HIND BINT HAMAD BIN KHALIFA, IS NOT PIMPING FOR JIHAD ANY MORE.  SHE HAS CONDEMNED HER FATHER FOR HIS SUPPORT OF SLAUGHTER IN SYRIA.  ACCORDING TO JUHAYNA NEWS, THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID AS TRANSLATED BY YOUR EDITOR, ZIAD:

"My father supported the revolution in Syria because of his belief that what was taking place there was a demand of the people.  But, what we witness today is just the opposite of that.  I saw a video clip which was dissseminated by the "fighters" in which they were eating the hearts of their flesh and blood.  These are not the scenes of those demanding freedom, but crimes against the Syrian people."  She continued to say: "I criticize the interference by the Saudis there and those who sanctioned the killing of Syrian citizens.  I received a video clip also showing a Saudi executing 12 citizens whom they said were soldiers.  In my opinion this is what transformed the revolution from one of the people to one of terrorism".  Good show, Hind, baby!!!  


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NEWS, NEWS, NEWS.  LIES, LIES, LIES.  SOME GOOD COMMENTARY:


You ar going to love this from Erdoghan, especially after Turk intelligence officers have been captured in Al-Qusayr:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=109472

Oh, my God!  Does this mean people want to go back to their villages and towns?

http://www.timesofisrael.com/un-befuddled-by-drop-in-syrian-refugees-entering-jordan/

But now, a Zionist-Lebanese yellow rag tells different story.  Bewitched, Bothered and Befuddled by what?

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/Middle-East/2013/May-21/217864-sudden-halt-in-syrian-refugees-into-jordan-un.ashx#axzz2TvcJYRUX 
 
Laugh! Guffaw! Hardeeharhar!  The NACOSROF has issued another boring ultimatum from Madrid.  This one will have you reeling in laughter.  We told you so:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=109476

What's so rare about Dr. Assad's interviews, anyways?  Here's one sent in by John Esq. re: the Argentinian interview and the WP's typically uninventive style of journalism:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/in-interview-syrias-assad-says-he-will-not-step-down-voices-skepticism-on-peace-talks/2013/05/18/1ef999cc-bffb-11e2-89c9-3be8095fe767_story.html?wpisrc=nl_headlines

Anchors Aweigh my boys.  More ships to Tartous:

http://therebel.org/europe/149-russia/644854-two-warships-join-russias-task-force-in-mediterranean

And here' another from Anonymous:

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/05/20/304416/russian-med-fleet-warning-to-israel/


Spain will be sending Gazpacho soup to the Islamist killers of the FSA:

http://news.yahoo.com/spain-backs-sending-defensive-arms-syria-rebels-161840116.html

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Sorry, no Wile E. Coyote Moments because it appears the FSA watches them.  Ha ha.  Send them in people.  Ziad 














FIRST POST - MAY 21, 2013 - SYRIAN ARMY CAPTURES FOREIGN SPY-OFFICERS INSIDE AL-QUSAYR; SYRIAN ARMY ONSLAUGHT UNSTOPPABLE IN AL-QUSAYR, DAMASCUS AND ALEPPO; RATS STATS

I just walked in to a stream of reporting from Syria and will try to put it together as quickly as possible.

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE AFFIRMS THE CAPTURE OF OVER 76 FOREIGN TERRORIST AGENTS FROM TURKEY, FRANCE, LEBANON  AND THE ZIONIST ABOMINATION.  DOCUMENTS SEIZED AT AL-QUSAYR WILL BLOW THE LID OFF PRINCE PORKY OF QATAR AND HIS SENILE UNCLE, KING ABDULLAH OF S.A,  SAMIR JA'JA' AND SA'AD HARIRI IN THE CROSS-HAIRS AND CONDEMNED TO DEATH!!!! 




برزة البلد تحت سيطرة الجيش العربي السوري
An SAA sharpshooter waits for a spotter to "sic" him on to a crawling hyena in Barzeh Town.  

URGENT:  Syrian Army officers, fumigators and MI agents have now taken control of several command-and-control centers in the central zone of the city.  What they found was unbelievable.  Besides reams of incriminating documents conclusively demonstrating the connivance of Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Lebanese Forces, the Mustaqbal Movement, Turkey, France, the United States and Britain, 76 foreign officers were apprehended in several tunnels as they cowered like frightened moles awaiting the inevitable claws of the vengeful wolf.   The nationalities told the whole story.  SyrPer has confirmed that the Al-Manaar report, published today in Lebanon  is accurate but not exhaustive.  Wael has received information that French intelligence officers who spoke North African Arabic; "Israeli" agents ("katsas"),  operatives from Sameer Ja'ja's Lebanese Forces who were trained in the Zionist Entity and who spoke Modern European Settler Hebrew, Turkish agents working for the MIT, spies and gun-smugglers who were paid by Sa'ad Hariri, were all CAPTURED ALIVE.  In addition to this, our readers will be delighted to know that several agents from Saudi Arabia and Qatar were also found and are warbling as we write. 

Wael can only speculate as to why these agents were found.  But SyrPer believes that the "concept" which explained the rat belief in the Syrian Army's planned delay of the invasion of Al-Qusayr must have played a role.  Again, we must also remember that the SAA closed off entry and exit routes in and out of Lebanon.  It may be that these foreign terrorists and spies were simply unable to get out.

Found among the foreign agents and terrorists were "very advanced satellite communication devices with ultra- sophisticated encoding mechanisms"; SAA sappers found stores of C-4 explosives; millions of Saudi  and Qatari riyaals, and American dollars.     

THIS IS AN UNFOLDING STORY THAT MIGHT BE KEPT UNDER WRAPS BY MOD AND MI.  WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO GET MORE INTEL ABOUT THIS.  ZAF


HOMS:  AL-QUSAYR requires some explanation as to who is participating.  First of all, the western media and the failed news channels like Al-Jazeera and Al-'Arabiyya, are trying to whip up a furious reaction from the Arab street concerning events in Al-Qusayr.  The suggestion is that Shi'is are killing Sunnis and the latter must rise up to defend the "Umma".  It's not working for the reason that both Al-Jazeera and Al-'Arabiyya are now so associated with the syphlitic houses of Saud and Al-Thani that no one in his right mind would pay any attention to these rant-filled jeremiads.  In fact,  Sunnis are turning away from a Syrian opposition so riddled with fanatical Salafists that private prayers are susurantly mumbled every day in Sunni mosques for the demise of the wretched spawn of Prince Hamad of Qatar.  

The big issue today is not so much the defeat of the rats in Al-Qusayr, but the participation of Hizbollah in the fighting.  Some reports give the number of dead Hizbollah fighters at17 and some at 28.  The real fact is that the "Rat Opposition" view any Southern Lebanese-accented person as a member of Hizbollah.  We must remember that our National Defense Forces were cobbled together from Syrian, Lebanese, Iraqi and Palestinian volunteers.  Many of the fighters inside Al-Qusayr are of Lebanese stock:  some are members of the NDF, some members of the Ba'ath Party and some who are long-time residents in Syria who belong to a militia sanctioned by the government.  Don't believe all the nonsense about Hizbollah.

There is an effort under way to denigrate the quality and effectiveness of our army. This is being done by attributing recent successes to Russian advisers or even Hizbollah officers.  Pure poppycock unworthy of another sentence.

 الجيش العربي السوري يصادر جيب «اسرائيلية» بالقصير
 Zionist Jeep captured in Al-Qusayr yesterday.  How much would you pay for this piece of iron?


Hizbollah forces are in Syria.  Neither Wael nor Monzer will hazard a guess as to how many for the reason that that is classified.  We do know that most are stationed in villages like Al-Dumayna, Al-Ghassaaniyya and others which were just recently decontaminated.  Their job is to protect the returning villagers and to prevent efforts by the rats in Lebanon to send in either reinforcements or supplies.  They have done an excellent job.  For example:

NDF, border police and militia foiled another pathetic attempt by rats in Lebanon to send assistance to their litter-mates in Al-Qusayr.  The infiltrations were reported from Sirhaaniyya, Heet and Buwayt.  All failed.  The very aggressive NDF pursued the rodents to the Lebanese border inflicting "very substantial casualties" among the enemy. WE CAN CONFIRM THE LIQUIDATION OF TWO ARMY DESERTER OFFICERS AT SIRHAANIYYA.  THEY WERE REPORTEDLY THE CHIEF "STRATEGISTS" FOR THE RATS IN AL-QUSAYR.  THEY ARE NOW PLANNING THEIR SOJOURN IN HELL.

We can confirm that the following areas of Al-Qusayr cleansed of the rat population:

All East Al-Qusayr, the area of the Township Arena, Western Neighborhoods, area around the Municipal Offices, Cultural Center, Al-Kaneesa (Church), parts of the North Neighborhood and Central Neighborhood and the Roundabout at Al-Ghaita have been decontaminated.  More areas are being pest-controlled as we write.  The SAA has found many tunnels and numerous IEDs in residents' homes.  


I have received some names of identified carcasses belonging to rats in Al-Qusayr:

'Abdul-Waareth Ismaa'eel
Ibraaheem Harbaa
Lutfi Suwayyed (?)
'Amr Khaldoon
Bilaal Qarqawaaz
Muhammad 'Ammaar
Nawaaf 'Alwaani
Hilaal Darweesh
Mahmoud Jawaad
Mahdi Shawwaal
'Ammaar Al-'Atter
Suhayb Khaaled Ismaa'eel (just died a few hours ago after sutaining massive blood loss)
Rushdi Saydaawi
Muhammad Abu-Karshaat

Jabr Nujoom
Mufeed Daawood
'Abdul-Baaset Al-'Usmanli
Nasseer Al-Jaaroodi
Muhammad Wannoos
Rafeeq Abu-Warda


Another 46 carcasses were collected and taken to a center for identification.  No papers were on the carcasses.  Estimated death toll among the terrorists so far:  1,300.  There are not many left as the SF go in against incompetently trained Jihadist fanatics whose only hope now is my miscalculation as to their final destination.  Heh, heh.  

But, you haven't lived until you read this pitiful article quoting a pitiful little man by the name of Saleem Idrees:

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/Middle-East/2013/May-21/217814-syrias-idriss-warns-lebanon-to-restrain-hezbollah.ashx#axzz2TvcJYRUX

This photo from SANA was taken at Al-Wa'er in the Homs countryside and shows the classic teaming of an RPG gunner protected by a sharpshooter. The RPG is protected also by a hillock behind which SAA fighters take protection.  N.B. In this area, the SAA is pursuing a few rodents. 

I reported yesterday about an attempt by rodents to escape Al-Qusayr through the town of Jawzaayaa.  The Syrian Army got wind of the attempt and closed off the corridor leading to the Qalamoon Mountains.  We can confirm 121 dead rodents.  I have some names with the remaining carcasses still being identified while strewn about the countryside:

Rajab Shihaabi
'Abdul-Rahmaan Badreddeen
Ridha Al-Ahmad
Mahmoud Bushnaaq
Sameer Qattaan
Hussayn Hammaad
Sameeh Al-Murshed
Nidhaal Thaabet
Muhammad-'Ali Al-Ameen
Raadhi Al-Baashaa
Ma'roof Al-Saaqi
Fu'aad Abu-Sindaan
'Udayy Al-Dardari
Adeeb Deewaani
'Nooreddeen Al-Sa'eed
Arshad Khaaboor



Another 28 bodies have been collected but could not be identified because there were no papers.

الجيش السوري يستعد لاقتحام الأحياء الشمالية للقصير
An SF commando prepares to enter the North Neighborhood of Al-Qusayr.

THE RECENT CALL TO CONVENE AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE SCARAB LEAGUE IS PROOF THAT QATAR IS ON ITS WAY, TO NOT MERELY FINANCIAL BANKRUPTCY, BUT MORAL BANKRUPTCY AS WELL.  PRINCE PORKY'S FAILURE IN SYRIA IS NOT ORDINARY.  ONLY YASSER ARAFAT AND SADDAM HUSSEIN COULD EVER MISCALCULATE LIKE THIS FILTHY, FAT CATAMITE AND PEDOPHILE.

  
YOU ARE DEAD!  THERE ARE NO PRETTY BULGARIAN BOYS FOR YOU IN HELL!  YOU STINKING PERVERT!  YOU FATHERED A RACE OF FEMALE PIMPS FOR YOUR JIHAD AND IT ALL WENT UP IN SMOKE LIKE AN ABANDONED DETROIT SHELTER.   


I wonder what Shaykh Hassan was thinking went he met this screwball Maronite traitor.  He has betrayed the Christians of Lebanon by his alliance with Zionism.  He should never have been released from prison. 

WHOAH!  DON'T FORGET ME BOYS.  I'M ON MY WAY TO AL-QUSAYR!!!!


مقتل عدد من متزعمي ما يسمّى




















Monday, May 20, 2013

FIRST POST - MAY 20, 2013 - AL-QUSAYR HAS BEEN LIBERATED; ALEPPO IS NEXT ON THE LIST;

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT; THE SYRIAN ARMY IS ALL OVER AL-QUSAYR AND IS ENGAGED IN HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT WITH THE TERRORIST MERCENARY RATS OF QATAR AND SAUDI ARABIA.  NO ONE CAN HELP THEM NOW AS THE ARMY GRINDS THEM INTO SO MUCH FERTILIZER. 



AL-QUSAIR
With the storming and purification of Al-'Utayba; the devastation to the rats in Latakia Province; the statistically unsustainable losses to the rats in Idlib; we now have Al-Qusayr as their Masada.  We reported reliably to you yesterday about 800 terrorists surrendering already to the SAA.  This was based on exclusive information obtained by our friend, Wael, in Latakia.  The source was an officer in Military Intelligence who has always delivered authoritative Intel.    




Syrian Soldiers Syria: Foreign backed Terrorists flushed out of Al Qusayr
Syrian Army infantrymen launch rockets at terrorist rats inside Al-Qusayr.  The city has been evacuated and all that remains are the plague-carrying rodents whose hours are numbered.  800 have surrendered already with some die-hard elements buying their slow ticket to Hell. 


There can be no doubt any longer that this is a turning point in the battle for Syria with our government imposing its control and fiat over every inch of Syrian territory.  The actual battle started on Sunday morning at approximately 4:30 a.m. with a massive barrage of artillery, rocket and air-launched missiles.  According to Wael's sources, these few early hours obliterated rodent positions inside the center of the city killing or wounding at least 90 of the enemy.  Then, special forces backed by militia entered with tanks and APCs.  The terrorist did not appear ready for this having apparently thought that the SAA would first control all towns in the area before the assault on Al-Qusayr.  MI intercepts of the rat commanders indicated that that was a "concept" holding sway among all the rodents in the town.  They thought they had some time as many of their cohorts were silently surrendering.

We can also confirm that there was an attempt by the rats to infiltrate out southwards between SAA positions using a route through the Christian town of Jawzaayaa which would allow the vermin to enter the northern edges of the Qalamoon Mountains.  MI also intercepted Intel about this attempt and informed SAA officers who ambushed the fleeing rodents and killed 132 of them.  So sad, really.

If you want to know how bad it's going for rats in Al-Qusayr, cherchez les Qataris!!   Prince Porky is desperate to put a stop to the inexorable advance of our army as it overwhelms and suffocates his Jihadist Salafist Takfeeri rat army.  There is nothing the prince can do while Russia continues to give cover for the victories still to come in Aleppo, Al-Raqqa, Al-Hasaka and Dayr El-Zor.

I have no stats for Al-Qusayr now since the situation is very fluid and nobody has time to do body counts.
Wael is close to the action and will keep us informed.   




A member of the Ba'ath Party Youth Militia points heavenward as he trumpets the liberation of Al-Dumayna 6 days ago.

 I will have to post a little later.  There is a great deal of news from Damascus.  I have to be in court for a little while and then go home and change clothes.  ZAF
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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA, AS USUAL:

A plot to kill Dr. Assad was defused.  Or so they say.  I think the U.S. is now fully on board and Pistol Pete Obama is doing what he does best.  But, he will fail.  All Kurds, by the way, are out of the Presidential Palace:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/israel-mulling-plot-to-assassinate-syrian-president-bashar-al-assad/5335662?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=israel-mulling-plot-to-assassinate-syrian-president-bashar-al-assad

Oil for food?  Or is it now, Oil for Jihad?  The EU leads the way to hypocrisy:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/european-union-directly-funds-al-qaeda-looting-of-syrian-oil/5335761?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=european-union-directly-funds-al-qaeda-looting-of-syrian-oil

You're gonna love this squib about an "Israeli" jeep in Al-Qusayr:

http://arabworld360.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-syrian-army-captures-israeli.html#.UZoGgkqyTkU

And who gives a hoot about Egypt?  Since when does Egypt play any role in this?  And when will that monkey, Morsi, get out of office so government can go to refined and secular people?

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=109337

John Esq. sends this one questioning what the Heck the West has been doing in Syria:

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/19/18323159-in-syria-winning-is-a-relative-term?lite

John Esq. sends this precis coming out of the Assad interview with the Argentinian reporters.  But, as John notes, the best part are the comments of the readers who don't seem to be fooled by the babble:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/in-interview-syrias-assad-says-he-will-not-step-down-voices-skepticism-on-peace-talks/2013/05/18/1ef999cc-bffb-11e2-89c9-3be8095fe767_story.html?wpisrc=nl_headlines

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Sunday, May 19, 2013

SECOND POST - MAY 19, 2013 - WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO?

ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF OUR WILDLY POPULAR "WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO?" PAGE:

1. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO:

"Oh, he must step down?"  Well, the leaders of the U.S., U.K., France, Germany, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Qatar and so many other vassal states repeated the same mantra ad nauseam.

Guido Westerwelle, Germany's Foreign Minister and resident buffoon, said Dr. Assad "must resign" about 50 times.  But, what ever happened to Guido?  We think Dr. Assad will outlast him. 

ANSWER:  It's been replaced with:  "OH, HE MUST ATTEND THE NEW GENEVA CONFERENCE".

Look people, there was a time when the U.S.'s Hillary Clinton would never have considered inviting Dr. Bashar Al-Assad to a Black Sabbath much less a conference on Syria's conflict.  But, it seems that her successor, John "Heinz 57 Variety" Kerry, has changed the mantra around.  Now it's:

"OH, HE BETTER ATTEND THE CONFERENCE IN GENEVA OR ELSE...!!!! MAN!!" 

2.  WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO GHASSAN SHITTO OF THE NACOSROF?  AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT:  WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SYRIA'S MOST POPULAR TELEVANGELIST: AHMAD MU'ADH AL-KHATIB, SyrPer's WOG of the Year for 2012?  AND WHAT ABOUT "CAPTAIN KANGAROO?"  WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

They were tarted up for glory by the British Baloney Corporation (BBC) for months.  With Oxonian and Cantabrigian accents at the ready, the English were bracing for the coming of something really big.  At last, a government in exile worthy of the Queen's support and Prince Phillip's private disdain.  But what do the bloomin' English do when their triumvirate of treasonous trash turns out to be "The Ritz Brothers"!??? or, "The Three Stooges"? or even better:  "Alvin and the Chipmunks"???  Mmmm.

Ahmad Mu'adh Al-Khatib, seen here, taking the oath of allegiance to the United States of American on Devil's Island near New York City.  He has now joined Jimmy Swaggart Ministries as Consultant on Islamist Takfiri Pornography and Jihadist Chaperone Services.  We wish him the very best in his new career.

Ghassan Shitto, of Texas, is seen here at a Pig Roast in Laredo, leading a group of followers in his favorite song:  "96 Tears for the FSA".  His rise to Prime Minister of Poop has further interred  him in the hallowed halls of History's Oblivion.

And what piece on the Egyptian Book of the Dead would be complete without George Sabra, whose rise to fame as Syria's Captain Kangaroo, propelled him to the hallowed position of chairman of something called the Syrian National Council.  Mr. Sabra now lives near Istanbul with Ghassan Shitto and Abdullah Ocalan at the Imrali Central Hotel.  The captain is seen in this photo with John Kerry in his Edwin Mooseky outfit. 

Who can take their place?  A Texan Muslim Brotherhood fanatic who hasn't seen his native Syria since he was 17 years old, having fled military service never to return?  A Muslim Brotherhood cleric/sympathizer who just resigned his post as head of NACOSROF?  A children's show host and communist who spent 7 years in a Syrian prison on charges of sedition?   I mean, how can these people be replaced?

Well, SyrPer, like all good lawyers,  never asks a question without knowing the answer.  We are now at liberty to announce the next head of the Syrian "Opposition" favored by NATO and the Arabian dung beetles.  He is none other than:     


PHYLLIS DILLER!!!

I know she's dead.  But then again, what's the difference?  With her countenance properly packed in an urn fit for a Ptolemaic queen, she can do no harm.  And you know the old Latin expression?  Right?

De mortuis nil nisi bonum

Yeah, sure.  We promise.  Fingers crossed behind my back.  ZAF






















FIRST POST - MAY 19, 2013 - ENGLAND'S TERRORISTS DESPERATE AS SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES ROUT IN EVERY CORNER OF SYRIA; AL-QUSAYR SEES HUNDREDS SURRENDERING; NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

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This photo taken outside Barzeh shows our troops defending a family as other SAA infantrymen scour the countryside to find cannibal terrorist snipers.


The defeat of the FSA and NATO's terrorists is most visible in Al-Qusayr, about which we will write in due course.  But the damage done to the terrorist cannibals is incontrovertible in Damascus:

DAMASCUS:

Shifooniyya:  In the industrial zone, the SAA rained fire on terrified Salafist rodents and killed 12. Of those, only 2 were found carrying papers:

Iyhaab 'Adlooni
Ramzi Kharmash

Tal Kurdi:  In Douma, SAA killed the following vermin:

Ghassan Al-Hanafi (rat leader)
Mu'ammar Sulaymaan
Zuhayr Hakeem
"Abu-Suhayb Qatroona" (id pending for this rat leader according to SANA)
'Aamer Belkhaleefa (LIBYAN ape excrement)

Al-Reehaan Farms:  Security forces uncover a network of hidden cameras manufactured in the Zionist Abomination and installed to monitor our troops' movements.  No more!!  The cameras will be reverse engineered and used to monitor the Zionist cockroaches.  Also, thanks to PRINCE FATSO OF QATAR, SAA sappers dismantled 3 remote control IEDs and saved the C-4 for operations against Qatar itself.  Good show! Prince Porky!!

Al-Zabadaani:  This rat tried to escape to Lebanon but was prevented by alert militia who shot him in the neck.  He dropped Qatari weapons on the ground which were seized and immediately put to use for pest control.  His name?

Waleed 'Awwaad

Al-Nabak at the Al-Saqiy Quarter:  4 23mm machine guns and 2 cases of ammo were seized and immediately given to our militia for use against the cannibals.  No stats.

Jawbar:  At the Teachers' Tower,  7 rodents were given the Red-Eye Express flight to the Old Smoker:   

Muhammad Al-As'ad (Gee! I hope he's not related to Peg-Leg Colonel Riyaadh Al-As'ad)
Muraad Kumayji
'Ali Mousaa
Hussayn Jawwaal
Mu'tazz Al-'Arab
Abdul-Sattaar Isswaara
Husaam Raaji

Barza near the farms:  ANOTHER LIBYAN CANNIBAL VISITS OLD SCRATCH'S DEN:

'Umar 'Ubayd Al-Jaassem (LIBYAN BARBARY APE AND COCKROACH DROPPING)
Maazen Al-Missri (Var. Al-Massri, depending on dialect)

QAABOON:  THE BABOONS IN QAABOON GO DOWN LIKE LEMMINGS:  We can confirm 4 dead apes and 2 wounded without stats.

Yabrood:  An IED factory was uncovered.  12 TERRORISTS KILLED, ALL FROM FOREIGN NATIONS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA; AFGHANISTAN, TUNISIA AND LIBYA.  Weapons were seized in pristine condition and turned over to our militia.  MUCH THANKS TO PRINCE HOG OF QATAR.
Sadly, MI is not releasing the names of these vermin.

Harasta:  A group calling itself "The Shield of the Capital" (yawn) was apparently made of tin.  Close to the Al-Qaassimi Center the SAA killed all 8 of them.  Only one was identified by a local resident as:

"Abu-Al-Haytham" (id pending)

'Adraa:  Jabhat Al-Nusra was flushed down Satan's bidet into their favorite cesspool.  We can confirm at least 17 dead rats.  It appears none were carrying papers.  All fall down.

THE ENTIRE AL-MISSTAAH AREA IS NOW CLEAR OF RODENTS.  THIS AREA NEAR BARZEH WAS ANNOUNCED RAT-FREE BY MOD YESTERDAY AFTER THE SAA KILLED 7 RODENTS WHO GOT TOO USED TO THE FRUITS AND NUTS OF THE REGION.  SO SAD.

LATAKIA:



These are orchards around Latakia to the north and along the coast.  Our soldiers are hunting for pests.


Kitf Al-Rummaan:  3 flies were swatted down on a hot spring day:

'Ali Abu-Jabra
Sadeer Majdooli
'Aadel Muhammad

Al-Shamsiyya near Kinsibba in the far north near Turkish border:  SAA and militia spread these heaps of manure down on the orchards of this town:

Waa'el Shaaker
Ahmad Husayn
Moussaa Al-Jaami' 
Muhammad Koossa
Ahmad Hassoon

Another 6 could not be identified and appeared Chechen or Turkish.  No details.

Al-Rubay'ah and Al-Sawdaa:  In a firefight, SAA killed the following foreign grubs belonging to the Jabhat Al-Nusra:

"ABU SUFYAAN"  (AFGHAN RUG BUG AND NOTED PEDOPHILE)
AHMAD 'ABDUL-RAHMAAN (PALESTEEZIAN KNOWN AS "ABU-'ABD-AL-SEEBAAWI")
"AL-SIDDEEQ" (LIBYAN BARBARY APE AND FUTURE ANATOMY CLASS CARCASS)

At this same site, we are proud to announce the departure of:  KATAA'EB AL-HIJRA ILAA ALLAH or,
"THE EMIGRATION TO ALLAH BRIGADES" (OH, YAWN).  It would be more felicitous to call itself the "FLIGHT DOWN TO SATAN GAGGLE" now that their stinking bodies are slowly rotting in our orchards:

Muhammad Al-'Attar
'Uthmaan Al-Dhahab
Ameer Al-'Ajooz
Bassaam Al-Haydar

Also, thanks to PRINCE FATSO, the SAA seized a mother-lode of weapons including 2 mortars, 1 23mm heavy machine gun cannon, light assault machine guns, ammunition, drugs and even some Jihad porno the grubs secreted for those lonely nocturnal rap sessions.

HAMA:

Halfaayaa:  We must revisit this site to tell our readers than another 28 rodents were added to the list I gave you yesterday.  We must also include 10 IEDs and more machine guns seized.  Wow!  Our NDF is sure being well-equipped thanks to PRINCE FATSO OF QATAR.

Mahmood Sa'ad
Wadhdhaah Baaroodi
Muhammad Shawkaat
Nijmeddeen Zaaher
Bilaal Usukdaari (?)
Majd 'Abdul-Hameed
Hassaan Jazaa'eri
Zaayed Abu-Radhwaan
Muhamad Findikhli

The remaining vermin  are not detailed in the report.

HOMS:  I KNOW.  I KNOW.  WHY DID I WAIT TO THE END FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT BATTLE?  JUST BEING CANTANKEROUS, I GUESS:

AL-QUSSAYR:  Here's the inside scoop from Wael and Monzer, not to mention Radwaan in Lebanon who is close to the situation in the north because his family lives in Seer Al-Dhinniyya:  The majority of terrorist scum has surrendered leaving mostly Jabhat Al-Nusra cannibals behind in 2 quarters.  The SAA has moved in from 4 axes and is wiping them out.  The orders are not to take Jabhat Al-Nusra prisoners unless they raise a white flag,  come out in the open and remove their shirts to insure they are not wearing suicide belts.  Absent that: the orders are to kill them without mercy.

    
This photo taken by a photographer accompanying the brilliant Al-'Aalam reporter, Hussayn Murtadha, shows a SAA colonel instructing his field commanders on the methodology of exterminating rats in Al-Qussayr.  The battle is certain and so the results.  We just do not want to lose lives through negligence. 


The Syrian government has agreed not to publish the names of terrorists who have surrendered; they have agreed not to allow film of their numbers surrendering to the SAA.  The reasons given for this are that their families in Lebanon with the refugees could be targeted for retribution by the FSA goons.  The Syrian government has agreed and I cannot present you with anything other than this scoop:  800 FSA vermin turned themselves over to the SAA in exchange for a promise to process their cases "fairly".  The only other issue which was a sticking point was the demand that "deserters" be treated the same.  The MoD refused but only promised that their cases would be taken up by the military courts according to the Syrian equivalent of the Code of Military Justice.  Summary executions of deserters were specifically outlawed by order of the Chief of Staff.

The Syrian army has now invaded the Athletic Quarter in the center of the city and is moving quickly into the northern neighborhoods.  Fighting is heavy.  The J.N. cannibals have been given their extreme unction as they prepare to meet SATAN in HELL!!

Tajammu' Al-Madaares, Haarat Bayt Ramzoon and Al-Kaneesa, all in the Al-Qussayr area have been cleared of rodents.  Huge stores of weapons were seized as most rat traitors surrendered and gave Intel to our troops.  Thanks to Prince Fatso, our militias have been enriched by over ONE MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF WEAPONS WHICH THE NATO TERRORIST-ENABLERS THOUGHT WOULD BE A SUFFICIENT STASH TO KEEP THEIR HEROES ALIVE THROUGH THE SUMMER.  Well, it's all over now.   

Talaf:  A foreign rat pack was exterminated in this little town which is now under the control of local NDF forces.  3 foreign goons were sent to Hades:

Mustafa Al-Turk (Lebanteez grub)
Hussayn Hammooda  (Lebanteez fly)
'Abdul-Qaader Bel-Khaleefa (Libyan ape feces)

Al-Ghassaaniyya:  This town was targeted by FSA artillery yesterday as an announced way of "relieving pressure on our troops in Al-Qussayr".  Wow.  That makes a lot of sense since the town is abandoned and all SAA forces have left it in order to eradicate the plague in Al-Qussayr itself.  SyrPer believes that the artillery barrage was a way of trying to boost the degraded morale of the rodents whose fate is now sealed as 40,000 SAA troops ring the town and strangle its remaining plague-carrying pests.   

DER'AH:  An attack on 2 SAA checkpoints met with the usual disastrous results.  At the Athletic Club and Al-Suwaydaan St. near the Al-'Umari Mosque, 7 rats on motorcycles were sent on the Grand Prix to Mephistopheles courtesy of the SAA.  Weapons were immediately seized and given to militia.  The dead vermin were members of "Liwaa' Tawheed Al-Janoob" (or Unification of the South Brigade, yawn) and "Liwaa' Shuhadaa' Al-Janoob" (or Martyrs of the South Brigade, double-yawn).  All those killed were non-Syrian bearded trolls.  

IDLIB:  SAA killed over 100 rats in this governorate in 2 days.  I have some stats for you which I'll publish tomorrow.  It's hard to get names because the areas over which the fighting is taking place are near the Turkish border and very few of our soldiers are allowed to expose themselves to sniper fire just to provide SyrPer with statistics.  We'll accept that.  ZAF


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NEWS AND HOT AIR FROM AROUND THE WORLD

You can detect clearly the desperation of the traitors in this article as they make up massacres:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=109296

We don't think anything will come of the Geneva 2 Conference.  But, it makes Lavrov happy..and I guess...that's okay.  But no talking to terrorists:

http://therebel.org/editorials-sorted-by-latest-first/642765-assad-skeptical-about-proposed-geneva-peace-talks

Get this made up story from this truly suspicious media source.  It's all about non-existent oil:

http://www.newenglishreview.org/blog_display.cfm/blog_id/49084

As you all know by now, SyrPer is opposed to any negotiations with the Devil.  But this Al-'Arabiyya travesty is worth reading for its comic content:

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2013/05/19/Arab-League-to-hold-emergency-meeting-on-Syria-.html

Bjorn sends this article in German about how it's just better to have the Devil you know that the unknown variety.  Zum Teufel mit Israel!!

http://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/ausland/krisen/id_63457096/israel-bevorzugt-teufel-assad-in-syrien.html


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WILE E. COYOTE ALLAHU AKBAR MOMENT IN THE HAWRAAN:

Thanks to Nima for this tape:




http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a35_1366985894














Saturday, May 18, 2013

SECOND POST - MAY 18, 2013 - NATO THROWS IN THE TOWEL; FSA OUT OF TROOPS AND OUT OF AMMO; QATAR'S SAVAGES ON THE RUN; GLOBAL PROPAGANDA AND NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

LATAKIA SCENE OF RABELAISIAN DISASTER FOR TURKEY'S JABHAT AL-NUSRA YESTERDAY AS SAA AND MILITIA EXTERMINATE RATS
















Northern Latakia Province, close to Turkish-Occupied Hatay, was the scene of mass carnage as the SAA and militia carved the hearts out of the stinking rodents of the Jabhat Al-Nusra.

Al-Murayj:  A J.N. unit made up of 6 foreigners was put to death in a crossfire.  As the rats tried to run back toward Turkey, SAA sharpshooters gave no slack and put them all down.  Their bodies are now turning into fertilizer as we write this post.  No details.  Nobody cares.

Al-Khadhraa':  North Latakia again.  This time militia uncover a nest with missiles and Turkish-manufactured communication equipment.  The missiles will be tested and given to the NDF.  Only 1 miserable buzzard wqas identified:

'Ali Mustafa Maydaani

Burj Zaahiya:  4 rats went to the Mu-Meson vaporizer.  No names of these suspected foreigners.

Aali Rubay'a Schools:  13 confirmed dead rats.  Nobody will approach the bodies as they rot before the eyes of the Turkish army skunks who directed this failed infiltration.

Al-Durra: Miserable day for foreigners in Syria:

Zuhayr Al-Samadi (TUNISIAN DUNG BEETLE AND SON OF BARBARY APES)
Subhi Al-Anfooshi (EGYPTIAN DESERT SCARAB)
'Ayyaash Al-Shaa'iri (SCABROUS EGYPTIAN STREET PIMP)
Ra'oof Al-Zubaydi (LIBYAN APE EXCREMENT)

Jubb Al-Ahmar:  SAA confiscates 2 heavy machine gun cannons and 4 RPGs with full complement of rockets for our vaunted NDF and militia.  Thank you, Prince Fatso.

Shalaf:  These rodents were killed here:

Ameen Hussayn Hakeem
Mahmoud Khayreddeen 'Abbood

Upper Al-Kawm:  An ambush scored these prize hyenas:

Maaher 'Alyu
Muhssen 'Abbaasi
Khaaled Makki
Burhaan Al-Salloom
Ridhaa Al-Dabbaagh
'Azzaam 'Uluw
Muhammad 'Alamuddeen
'Umar Al-Tareefi
Tawfeeq Al-Khaz'ali (Palesteezian rat fink and sewer rat)

IDLIB: OUR HEARTFELT THANKS, AGAIN, TO PRINCE PORKY OF CATARRH FOR HIS GENEROUS GIFT OF ARMS AND EQUIPMENT TO THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY.  KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, YOU CHILD BUGGERER!!!


Al-Tur'ah Canal Project near the Abu Dhuhoor Airbase, SAA went berserk killing 39 rodents.  But the biggest catch was the equipment which fell into SAA hands thanks to Prince Pedophile:

24 units of Turkish-manufactured satellite communications gear.  Really good stuff from Erdoghan.
6 RPG launchers and 3 crates of rockets.
11 night vision goggles.  Perfect for SAA special forces. Such a nice gift.
8 German sniper rifles.
7 boxes of explosives courtesy of Prince Fatso.
Drugs and stolen medical equipment which will be put to use by our militias.
5 IEDs

But here are some of the dead.  Many did not carry equipment.  According to Wael, some of the bodies could not be identified because they were in areas deemed dangerous for security personnel.

Muhammad Su'aydaawi (?)
Habeeb Abu-Sultaan
'Adnaan Al-Bayraqdaar
Missbaah Al-Simsaar
'Abdul-Haleem Qurashi
Naazhem Qaazaan
Lutfi Al-Ahmad

No other names available.

Al-Jaanoodiyya:  3 killed.  2 taken prisoner.

Ma'arratmassreen: Clean-up nets 2 rodents.

Taftanaaz:  They're still trying.  4 counted dead among the rats.

Jabal Al-Arba'een:  1 killed and 3 escaped.

Tal-Salmo:  completely liberated and under the control of SAA. 

ALEPPO:

Al-'Alqamiyya:  Near the Research Center, 1 mortar destroyed and 1 seized (thanks Prince Fatso).  1 23mm machine gun confiscated and given to our militia.  (Thanks, again, Prince Fatso)

'Ain Diqna:  West of the Mannagh Airbase, 4 rodents took the Skyway straight down to Satan's Salon in Hell.  All were without papers.

South of the Handaraat Mosque in the area of the Central Prison where the scavengers took a real drubbing yesterday, SAA killed 11 rodents and seized a Doschka heavy machine gun and 5 cars loaded with ammunition and light weapons.  Thank you so much Prince Porky.

Khaan Al-'Asal:  Near Al-Manaasher and the Screw Factory, 4 rodents tried to evade Justice.  They failed miserably.  Wael says a citizen killed one of them as he tried to climb into his apartment.

Al-Layramoon:  More clean-up as SAA kills 2 more vermin.  No details.

Bustaan Al-Qasser at the Nut Market at the rear of the Al-Ishaaraat Area, 13 confirmed rat deaths.  More weapons seized and surrendered to the militias.  Wow! What a nice gift from Prince Porky Husband of Madame Banana!!

Saaleh Al-Fu'aadi
Yussuf Baylerbaay
Ghaazi Muhammad
"Shaykh Al-Islam" (a foreigner identified by a wounded warbler.  He is Libyan.)
Mustafa Al-Yaaghi
Fakhreddeen Al-'Arees

The rest could not be identified.

Castillo:  2 dead. No details.

Ba'eedeen Roundabout:  In Aleppo City, 4 killed trying to move their loot to the Hanano area.  According to eyewitnesses, they went down like papier mache dolls.

2 RAT ORGANIZATIONS FOUGHT IT OUT KILLING 27 OF THEIR OWN IN A BATTLE OVER LOOT STOLEN FROM ALEPPO'S FACTORIES.  THE "CANONICAL COURT COUNCIL" AND THE "STRANGERS OF SYRIA" (GHURABAA' AL-SHAAM) MADE MINCEMEAT OF ONE ANOTHER IN A TYPICALLY BRUTAL DISPLAY OF SAVAGERY.  THEIR WEAPONS HAVE NOW BEEN SEIZED BY SECURITY AND TURNED OVER TO NDF.  THANKS AGAIN TO THE CORPULENT COUNT OF QATAR!!!



HOMS:

Watch this wonderful video about how the SAA liberated Homs and Al-Qusayr.  It's only in Arabic but you get to see Erdoghan, Hague, Clinton and Fabius telling the world how the SAA would not be allowed to enter this city, the Bastion of Resistance.  A laugh-riot from Juhayna Ne:ws

http://www.jpnews-sy.com/ar/news.php?id=56970  

I am just getting news about Damascus. I'll post it tomorrow because I'm tired and need a martini.  Talk to you then.  ZAF


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PAS DE BETISE!  NO WAY.  PROPAGANDA AND THE TRUTH FROM AROUND THE WORLD:


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/10059587/Jabhat-al-Nusra-faces-al-Qaeda-sanctions-at-UN-under-Anglo-French-proposal.html

Laugh with us at Erdoghan and his idiotic quest for help from NATO:

http://nsnbc.me/2013/05/18/turkey-bogged-down-in-terror-quagmire/

More fascinating material about FSA and J.N. abominations in Syria:

http://therebel.org/mideast/642573-al-nusra-front-posts-two-more-execution-videos

Here's one that has me in stitches.  Now that all my readers are expert in Syrian place names, get this authoritative article and laugh along with me:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=109274

Here's one for your future studies on the atrocities in Syria. Great stuff, as usual from Global Research:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/syria-one-year-after-the-houla-massacre-new-report-on-official-vs-real-truth/5335562?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=syria-one-year-after-the-houla-massacre-new-report-on-official-vs-real-truth


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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Thanks to Bjorn.




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